Criminals:

You need to stop picking on me.

I felt very emotionally spent today (see previous post), so when you broke into my car and stole my (brand new) bag (that I had just replaced from the last time you criminals broke into my car two weeks ago) with my COMPUTER IN IT, I went from zero to grown-woman-bawling-in-a-parking-lot in .3 seconds.

How in the world did you break into my car and steal my computer so quickly? I was barely gone 10 minutes. I bet you were watching. I bet that's a "hot spot" for you. Well, if I have anything to do with it, everyone will know to stay far away from that store.

I'd appreciate it if you would stop targeting me. I feel a little creeped out. Actually, you should really stop stealing all together.